Joke To Start Off The New Year..

..one Israeli Jew to another:

"I only ever read the arab press, not the jewish press".
"why the hell do you do that?"
"because the jewish press is always full of doom and gloom, whereas according to the arab press, we are all really smart, wealthy, and control the whole world like a puppet on a string, so I'd rather read about that!!!"

An oldie but goldie..