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Finland.


Finland lies on the Eastern shore of the aegean sea. It formally achieved its independence (from China) in 2003, though the residents knew about that like about two weeks before.

The Finnish name for Finland is ''Suomalaisella sisulla" which translates as "sit on my face".

British actor Laurence Olivier played Finland opposite Vivien Leigh (who played Angola) in the 1947 film "peg-a-leg"

Finland is double jointed.

Finland's national composer, Jean Sibelius, was so nationalistic that he renounced his Finnish citizenship since he felt unworthy of it. He became a citizen of sea cucumber land.

Only one Finnish word has made it into international usage - the word 'Banya', which is a type of she-witch that howls when someone has recently snuffed it.


Contrary to popular lore, world war two leader Marshall Mannerheim was not a rapper, but a rather staid old-school military man who didn't even learn to speak until he was in his 50s (he had previously communicated via the gift of gyrating). He most definitely wasn't a gaylord bender.

Noone in Finland has ever seen a ghost.