Stop Showing Poofy Pics From Nature - I'd Like to Shoot the Little Bastard

Wikipedia's featured article today was of a beautiful little bird which can't help but act as a counterpoint to the monochrome of Tallinn in the winter (well, it does if I hold up the picture to the window anyway).
It's called a 'Splendid Fairywren' and, like a good chunk of the world's amazing natural sights, lives in Australia.
I can't imagine getting such a brilliant bluish colour out of a tin of paint..
It's ok, you can appreciate it without being emasculated!