The Puumaja and its resident ESL (English as a Second Language) teacher Tim Flowers just had to publish this synopsis which dropped on our desk some time ago. It covers a new ESL coursebook which we think puts all the others (Deadway, International Depress, Cutting Wrists etc) to shame..The synopsis is quite long so'll be published in parts..
ULTIMATE
ENGLISH from University Press Ltd.
Ultimate English is a fresh, dynamic
and revolutionary new concept in Actualized Realistic Stipendiary
English (ARSE) learning. It is built around fundamental core needs of
the student’s interactional linguistic and intuitive framework and
aims to synergise his or her deductive assimilation without
detracting from essential lexical and cognitive necessities.
Each unit is divided into SIX sections
as follows.
INTRODUCTION
Our units compete mercilessly with one
another in trying to find the dullest, most soul-destroying
introductory topic imaginable, thus rendering any potential chance of
discussion still-born. Unit-by-unit you will be enthralled by such
hot issues as ‘stones and where they come from’, ‘the first
time I went to a furniture shop’, and ‘what is it like to grow up
in Llanelli?’ Debate will be provoked from the outset with such
questions as : ‘Do you have cups in your country? If so, how do you
use them?’, ‘how old are the people in these pictures and how old
are you?’, and ‘what is the worst personal health issue you have
had to visit the doctor with and how was it treated?’
LISTENING
Our team has assembled a group of
‘resting’ actors, all of them card-carrying equity members. We
salute their valiant efforts to inject some sort of meter into
scripts which would make public service information narrators run off
a pier. Don’t worry though, we present a range of very, very
convincing accents from around the Anglophone world, rather than
using, say a British actor to ‘go american’ for the odd unit or
two. Because we’d never do that.
DISCUSSION CORNER
Sample discussion lead-in from Unit
2, ‘Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting’:
What do you know about these world
famous people?
-Britney Spears
-Vladimir Putin
-Madonna
-Dimitri Medvedev
-Christina Agueleira
-Yuri Andropov
-the one from the Pussycat Dolls who
goes out with Lewis Hamilton.
-Felix Dzerzhinsky
- Ricky Martin
- Aleksei Leonov
- Glen Medeiros
-Lev Yashin
- Leona Lewis
-Viktor Korchnoi
Which of them can you identify with the
most?
...to be continued.