Thursday, April 22, 2010

Don't Know Who is Laughing More Right Now, People in Iceland or People in Southampton

We at the PMC are reassured to find that when football clubs go down financially they really go down...
...if we were administering Portsmouth F.C. we'd look at addressing the most important debts first and worry about the rest after the FA Cup victory. First up would undoubtedly be the 40 quid owed to Pukka pies, though that might just be as an incentive never have cat food (or cat meat) wrapped in crap pastry ever foisted on us again. Trent potteries can probably wait, as can the scouts though the intriguing 626 quid claimed by the Ministry of Defence might merit some attention.
Football agents, being the utter effluvium of human existence, can whistle for it.
There, that initial consultation from the John Harvey Jones of the PMC can be for free though the hourly rate (which isn't going to break the bank any more than it already has been) might have to kick in thereafter .
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