Canfield, Proctor, Nightingale, Zagler, Hill, Robbins,
Tracy, Winfrey... step aside please..there's a new success guru in town!
Walt
Gleeson is a highly successful, internationally renowned author of
motivational books and CDs and other products. Starting as a rust repairer on a sewage trawler in international waters, on one cent fifty per month, Walt soon rose to control the entire US fleet, and he never even graduated from High School. His career has spanned
over half a decade, during which he has acted as advisor to such alumni as Richard Nixon, Oliver North and Mike Tyson, and he has enthralled readers all over the world, from
Alaska to Florida and from Hawaii to Rhode Island, with such titles as
You Can Do It!
, You Can Do It! Too
, Literally Make
Your House Work For
You
, My Lai Was Just a Blip
and Become a Billionaire Whilst On The Toilet,
Walt is the
Puumaja Crew's personal realization and fulfilment coach, whatever that
is.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, so much so that I've given it the personal touch by referring to you as 'reader'.
Would you like to be able to control your mind, like a zen jedi, only much more effectively? Well now you can!
Just for my readers I'm offering this special deal, but hurry, it's going to close in 19 seconds' time!
For just USD 99.99
* you will be able to obtain anything you want, simply by going into my DeepTrance™
.
What's DeepTrance™?
Quite simply, DeepTrance™ is the revolutionary new concept in total mind power which takes the best of the last 4000 years of human spiritual achievement, improves it and distills it into a set of 2x 45 minute CDs which will enable you to achieve your spiritual goals of earning twice as much as your parents, being able to reverse out of your drive much more quickly than your neighbour can, without scraping the car this time, or having the lowest handicap in you local golf club.
The teachings of Moses, Jeremiah, Solomon, Budda, Confucius, Jesus Christ, Marcus Aurelius, Muhammed and others are taken as a whole and thrown altogether in onbe big pot pourri (they all said pretty much the same thing anyway) until we see what comes out at the other end.
With just ten minutes per day or use, you will achieve a higher state of consciousness than any zen master, within one month of starting the program, and your life will be revolutionized.
I'm very excited about this, particularly as my accountant has given me an indication of how much I'm set to make if I sell just one thousand sets. So, don't be an unspiritual pauper, buy it and make sure all your friends buy it to. I promise you you won't regret it, after all, it's your future that I'm asking you to remortgage again!
So, fill out the order right now - and as a special throw in gift, just as I'm that kind of a guy, I'll be giving a free copy of the transcript of a seminar I gave recently in Phoenix, Arizona, entitled "Why People Losing Their Jobs Is A Very Good Thing", but hurry - there's a limited supply!
**
* Per month plus postage, US and Canada only (overseas rates to Canada).
** or simply obtain a recording of any seminar I've given since 1977 when I last made a slight alteration to the patter.
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