While Andrew Gently Weeps (About His Guitar)...

Dear all. Who'd have thought that selling a simple but good quality acoustic guitar for a bargain price would have proved so difficult, even in a downturn?
I give you, my Strundl (Czech made!) dreadnought acoustic. Little used, the old ad which ran from December had over 220 views I think (they weren't all me clicking on it) and after that expired I placed a new one (with a slightly reduced price) which has had another 130 views..
..2 enquiries and that's it,
The first one phoned me and asked "why are you selling it?"....pause..."why am I selling it?!?!"...ooh, I guess it's since it was cursed by the Egyptian Pharaoah Akhentan and strange things started happening in the house I just had to offload it on to someone without them knowing...no, no, I mean it was used as a blunt instrument in my last bank job....no, no, I used it to smuggle cocaine into the country in....
...the second was a bit more sensible, actually, I'd misread the brand name, it's STRUNDAL in fact. Well, I don't know the Czech language.
Anyway it's still available, price will be hiked if there are a) any more stupid questions or b) any more questions which make me look stupid!