Stupid Questions I've Asked On Yahoo Answers And Selected Replies...Part 1

Self-explanatory really. Typos etc left in for authenticity.

"When is Owen Paul's follow-up single due?

"I'm a huge fan of Owen's, aren't we all?, and I was wondering if anyone knows when the follow up to 'my favourite waste of time' is due out? He's at risk of failing to capitalise on the success of 'mfwot', given this brief lull in proceedings since the song hit the airwaves in June 1986, perhaps he should change record company?"

...and the answers:

• It was the Pebble Mill effect that brought an un timely end to the Scottish crooners career.He was caught out trying to mime that once great melody on the old BBC program at 1 o'clock in the afternoons.Ah they were the days! (that was voted best answer in fact..-ed).

• Lol I just remembered who you mean - "My Favourite Waste of Time"?! I'm showing my age here (36)
  What was the Pebble Mill Incident? Lol sounds interesting!
  He's probably working in your local B&Q telling all the customers "I was on Telly, me" (I prefer this answer; anyway 36 is young...-ed).

• teehee. that was a great single, though. i saw him live once too at loughborough university (get away...-ed).

• I had to search him to know who you're taking about, when the result came up with the Pebbles Mill incedent it rang a bell. I still wouldn't know him if I past [sic] him in the street and couldn't name any of his songs. (OK then why did you bother answering the question, presumably to accrue points but it was a serious enquiry-ed).

More to follow in the dueness of course...