Have a Bath of Woodlice

Canfield, Proctor, Nightingale, Zagler, Hill, Robbins, Tracy, Aaron... step aside please..there's a new success guru in town! Walt Gleeson is a highly successful, internationally renowned author of motivational books and CDs and other products. With a career spanning over half a decade, he has enthralled readers all over the world, from Alaska to Florida and from Hawaii to Rhode Island, with such titles as You Can Do It!, You Can Do It! Too, Literally Make Your House Work For You and Become a Millionaire Whilst On The Toilet.

Hey there, it's Walt with a message which I know is going to set 2010 quite literally on fire for you!
If you bathed in a bath of of crawling, seething woodlice for dinner, properly washing all the necessary areas with a great handful of the varmints, I'd bet that, unless you live in Korea, it would be the worst thing that you'd experience that week, most likely.
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it! Apart from making a change from radox, think how you would empower yourself afterwards, knowing that you'd conquered one of mankind's primeval fears, namely that of small things that move too quickly for their own good.
You'd definitely see a massive improvement. I know I did. In fact since I first bathed in woodlice when I was a young man in the US Army in Northern France in 1918, I've made it  a weekly practice. There's simply nothing like it for energizing you, and work colleauges and family will really notice a change in you.  You can even vary it by adding centipedes
So go do it - have a bath of woodlice!